If I were a month I would be October.
If I were a day of the week I would be Friday.
If I were a time of day I would be 2AM.
If I were a planet I would be Jupiter.
If I were a animal I would be a black leopard.
If I were a direction I would be west.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be a book shelf.
If I were a historical figure I would be Margaret Bourke-Wright.
If I were a liquid I would be napalm.
If I were a tree I would be an ancient oak.
If I were a flower/plant I would be purple irises.
If I were a kind of weather I would be a tornado.
If I were a musical instrument I would be a drum set.
If I were an emotion I would be anger.
If I were a colour I would be cerulean.
If I were a vegetable I would be an ear of corn.
If I were a sound I would be maniacal laughter.
If I were an element I would be fire.
If I were a car I would be a 1967 Cherry Red Mustang Black Hard Top.
If I were a song I would be The Acid Queen by The Who.
If I were a movie I would be directed by Tim Burton.
If I were a book I would be written by Francesca Lia Block.
If I were a food I would be a surf and turf dinner of lobster and steak medallions.
If I were a place I would be a forest in the winter.
If I were a material I would be jeans.
If I were a taste I would be strawberry lemonade.
If I were a scent I would be the smell of the forest with a hint of the ocean.
If I were a word I would be an ellipses.
If I were an object I would be a knife.
If I were a body part I would be eyes.
If I were a facial expression I would be a grin.
If I were a cartoon character I would be Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls.
If I were a shape I would be a Kepler triangle.
If I were a number I would be 23.